Mutually assured construction, tremulous fingerings hair triggers love, communally we squash the button L-bombs exploding worldly concerns: rents and receding gums, submissive cubical syndrome, once-significant stalking others, young professional business speak, conforms or any social/personal ailment- upon this night- wiped clean! Apocalyptic inversion; naysayers, pessimists, negativity arbiters and greed-gluttons, sufferers and (P.) haters, the angered spiteful, malicious manipulators, and darkling deceivers all a sudden seen beyond themselves they lose their arts and reasons why. This is the wild in all of Wild's Earnestness, a Bunburrying bodies bouncing pendulous rhythmic appendages presto slapping sound off ally-ways reverberating down streets; hundreds play, experientially investigate all a communal beat. Nudery, Tom Fez his Foolery, the annual the only Naked Pumpkin Run. The experience a sensation the likes of first kiss, the event gives of itself to itself, back again and then it takes; sense-salivational! Similar to tax-cuts, you personally contribute less and yet magically, communally receive more. Participation garners rewards that self-freedom-fights for the other, our kibbutz a direct action against contemporarily-impoverished psychoscapes and artistic impotence. It's clear what it is, it's looking at you from behind the plants and yet too it's opaque and orange (cephalically) and ruby-fawn-ruddy (infracephalically).

It's an artistic phantasm-fantasm-orgasmagoria without the ghoulish but of the extreme fairy kingdom feeling; a happening hapPing, and non physically sexual but similar to spiritual eroticism akin to mystical experience- each breast to receive repeated thrust after ecstatic thrust the anti-phallus the angelic arrow (though we don't promise, require, or advance this)- levitating on spiritual high like Saint Teresa of Avila.

If comprehensive satisfaction of the NPR cultural phenomenon still requires an interstitial detail or two, closely reread the above incessantly and preferably on denuded r.e.m. The Naked Pumpkin Run: love-vehicle of immodest proportions circular we ride within, fruit of the earth, pumpkin carriage to princely ball soul-mating love we meet (substituting glass for slippers rubber-soled and laced, runny feet the lone skin clothed-no words-just feeling bee embraced)!

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